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GAY PEOPle's ChroNICLE NOVEMBER 22, 1996

Dykes To Watch Out For by Alison Bechdel

Double Play

HI, MO. THANK GOD YOU WERE STILL HOME WHEN I

CALLED THIS MORNING!

YEAH.

NO ONE ELSE MANAGED TO TAPE THE SHOW.

D'YOU GUYS WENT SOME TEA OR ANYTHING?

NO! POP IT IN! POP IT IN!

AWRIGHT, JEEZ! GOD FORBID WE HAVE ANY HUMAN INTERACTION BEFORE WE KNEEL AT THE ALTAR OF CELEBRITY!

...SO KATHIE LEE, HOW'S YOUR NEW CHAIN OF FITNESS CENTERS DOING?" "THANKS FOR ASKING, REFJ. 'THE SWEATSHOP' IS A HUGE HIT IN MALLS ACROSS AMERICA!"

THIS DOES NOT LOOK LIKE ELLEN DE GENERES COMING OUT ON THE ROSIE O'DONNELL SHOW.

Jŷo By A. SUN HECHDEL

249

UM...

UH-OH.

A TIP O' THE MB TO KATHY BOUTON

PLEASE TELL

ME YOU DIDN'T

TAPE THE

WRONG

CHANNEL.

HEY, THESE THINGS ARE TRICKY TO PROGRAM! AND I WAS UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE!

NICE WORK, MQ.

http://www.visi.com/~oprairie/

AW, GIMME A BREAK! YOU DIDN'T MISS ANYTHING. NO ONE CAME OUT. IT WAS JUST A LOT OF COY REPARTEE ABOUT BENG LEBANESE.' REAL COURAGEOUS.

OH, MO. GET OFF

YOUR HIGH HORSE! IT'S NETWORK TV! THEY DID MORE FOR LESBIAN VISIBILITY WITH ONE STALE RUN THAN YOU'LL EVER DO.

BESIDES, 'LEBANESE' WAS PROBABLY ABOUT AS MUCH AS MIDDLE AMERICA COULD HANDLE IN ONE

DOSE.

OH, COME ON! YOU SOUND LIKE YOU WORK FOR THE CLINTON CAMPAIGN! MIDDLE AMERICA WANTS WELFARE REFORM! MIDDLE AMERICA DOESN'T WANT QUEERS TO MARRY! MIDDLE AMERICA WANTS TO BOMBIRAQ!

FORGET LEADERSHIP AND PRINCIPLES! JUST DO WHAT YOU THINK SOME MYTHICAL SCHLUB IN DUBUQUE WANTS!

THAT'S WHY BILL CLINTON IS PRESIDENT, ELLEN IS A HIT TV SHOW, AND YOU'RE RANTING IN YOUR LIVING ROOM.

YOU'RE SUCH A TORTURED IDEALIST, MO. IS THAT WHAT TURNS SYDNEY ON?

HEY, SYDNEY ADMIRES MY PRINCIPLES, IS ALL. UNLIKE SOME OTHER FRIENDS I

COULD NAME.

OOH, LIKE LOIS? WILL YOU PLEASE TELL US WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU TWO?

YEAH. YOU HAVEN'T BEEN OVER TO THE HOUSE IN WEEKS.

OH, I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER. I WAS MAD BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T TELL MESHE WAS ON PROZAC, AND..

LOIS ISON PROZAC?

The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green

Ethan Green in

12

THAN GREEN HAS GONE OUT AND GOTTEN

HIMSELF A NEW JOB...

WHADDYA MEAN"NEW"

WHO KNEW CER HE HAD AN OLD TO JOBY..

KVETCHING,

ALONE, DOESN'T PAY WELL APPARENTLY

S+B & Bob's

GUIDE TO

SPLITSVÄLLE

YEA,WELL

YOU SHOUL SEE WHAT THIS PAYS..

HE'S THE NEW PERSONAL ASSISTANT FOR MONTY POOLE, NEWSCENTER 12'S LEGENDARY

WEATHERMAN.

BY ERIC ORNER

EVERY SENTIENT BEING IN THE TRI-STATE AREA KNOWS MONTY'S A BIG OLD QUEEN... MONTY DOES NOT KNOW THEY KNOW, HOWEVER.

WELL, HILLARY AND CHELSEA AND I WATCH ΜΟΝΤΥ ALSO.

I LOVE THE OLD POOF.

9 to 5

ONE OF THE GUYS ON THE STORM-TRACKING STAFF MIGHT BE GAY ALSO. HE EXPLAINED TO ETHAN ABOUT FRIDAYS.

GLASSY EYED. FIRST DAN OF

((rch.)

You MONTY'S NEW ASSISTANT?

PULL UP

A CHAIR

SON

THAT'S THE DAY THAT MONTY'S Shirts Go to

THE LAUNDRY. EXTRA STARCH, BOXE&.

IT'S 10A

I SHOULD BE

WATCHING ROSIE

O'DONNEL

Zanes

The anats

Golden

TOUCH CLEANERS

1100.00

10000

OPENI

FABULOUS

WEEKEND

WEATHER

་་

MY WHOLE FAMILY WATCHES MONTY EVERY NIGHT!

THAT'S ALSO THE &AY THAT MONTY'S HAIR GOES

TO THE LAUNDRY. EXTRA STARCH, BOXE&.

IT'S 2 PM.

I SHOULD BE WATCHING DESIGNING WOMEN

BESE

Gol &am

TOUCH CLEANERS

ONE BIG QUESTION REMAINS:

AND IT AIN'T ABOUT THE

WEEKEND.

EXACTLY HOW MUCH assistance, WILL MONTY

I BETA LOT.

AWAY LOT.

REQUIRE P

WHY DON'T

You SHUT UP,

виски..

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